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Mosquito Wars!!

11/19/2013

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I am officially at war with the flying vampires! I want to know how the hell they are finding there way into my little brand new RPod Travel trailer. It is built like a brick shit house and has intact bug screens on all the windows and the door. Despite this fact every night the little bastards find a way into my little abode and bug the holy hell out of me. Last night it took on epic proportions however. I swear they had little mosquito sized chips on their shoulders and sent every available one to suck me dry whilst I tried to sleep, emphasis on "tried". After killing at lest 10 before I shut out the lights I thought certainly that I would be free of them the rest of the night.. NOPE!.. By the time morning the inside of my trailer looked as if a chainsaw murderer had come to visit. The walls were smeared with blood, my blood from the mayhem... Little mosquito carcasses littered the floor and my bed.
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